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Hannah Montana

I pray to god so Hannah Montana's never get me.
by Woo!!!! April 12, 2009
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Hannah Montana

A Really Bad singer that thinks she is cool and popular but she is not, she is only liked by stupid 5 year olds! She is also a whore/slut. And Thinks that she is friends with the jonas brothers but is not cause she should be in a strait jacket as Joe Jonas said. And Nick is dating Selena now he will never marry you. Get over yourself!
"UGH that girl is such a HANNAH MONTANA"
by HannahWalsh1 October 10, 2008
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Hannah montana

one of the biggest insults for the female race. also means a fucking annoying Paris Hilton see def. For Paris hilton.
Jenny: why dont u ever get off ur ass and take out the trash. Jeff. STOP BEING A FUCKIN HANNAH MONTANA!
by legofuncms May 11, 2008
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hanna montana

I was hoping to get a BJ off that girl last night, but she wasn't into it so I settled for a hanna montana.
by brianguy October 24, 2015
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Montana Milkshake

Close cousin to the Cincinnati Juice Box, except the man releases a load of ejaculate into the woman's anus and proceeds to slurp the creamy mixture out with a bendy straw.
Dude, I totally gave Kevin's mom a Montana Milkshake. Mmmm Mmmm Good.
by Feefer May 16, 2008
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monta vista

A fucked up county prison with no niggers and too many asians. Where inhabitants can be identified by SAT scores (usually between 1500-1600). Inhabitants generally suffer from extreme lack of common sense and practical knowledge.
If an MV senior gets in a fight with a non cupertino 8th grader, who wins?
The 8th grader, MV dosn't offer AP How To Live In The Real World classes, what did u expect?
by FireWolf238 February 11, 2005
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Hannah Montana

A horrible Disney Channel show.

From Wikipedia(Since I'm too lazy to define it myself):

Miley Stewart is a regular teenage girl leading a normal life with the problems of zits, boyfriends, friends, parents, etc. But under the alias Hannah Montana she's a pop superstar singing sensation. Only her two best friends, Oliver and Lilly, her brother, and her dad/Manager/Producer know about her double life as a singer and she tries to keep it that way.

So in other words, it's your generic, bad acting, and in this most unfortunate event, bad SINGING Disney-Fucking-Channel show. They call this show Hannah Montana.

Don't ever watch it, or you will have to be prepared to rip your eyes and ears off. Or change the channel.

Her songs feature typical pop-style music, about her mostly singing about herself, and how she's "not your average girl".

Oh, she also has a horrible accent. Be prepared to rip your ears off.
Random Hannah Montana Lyrics:

"You go the movie premieres (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows"

"I can be glam-or-ous
Just like you see in all the magazines"
by Chocolate OVERLOAD September 7, 2008
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