whats the matter
im deppresed
im deppresed
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If a mid-teen couple is starting to really "get it on hot 'n' heavy", performing a blowjob or handjob might be da only viable option to harmlessly "relieve da pressure", especially when it's such a matter of virgincy.
by QuacksO February 27, 2022
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Also see: antimatter
Also see: antimatter
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Matterboats tend to have a way with the ladies, leading to a track record of finding and marrying the girls of their dreams and living long and happy lives.
Matterboats are highly regarded by their peers. Others enjoy Matterboats' matterbation and are generally highly impressed by Matterboats' tendencies for high levels of success in nearly every aspect of life. Former roommates, travel buddies, and laser tag teammates especially admire Matterboats and deeply value their friendship.
*knock*knock*
"Who is it...?"
"Matt... "
"Matter who...??"
"MATTERBOAT!!"
"MATTERBOAT!!! I've missed you, dude! Congratulations on insert huge achievement here!!"
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"Matt... "
"Matter who...??"
"MATTERBOAT!!"
"MATTERBOAT!!! I've missed you, dude! Congratulations on insert huge achievement here!!"
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