Missouri martini

A Miller high-life garnished with two olives.

I would like to have a Missouri Martini, it’s very refreshing!

by Mmac January 1, 2018

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Missoula

Missoula is a city in North Western Montana. Here they are famous for being the main site of many local companies such as HI-Country Jerky and Big Sky Brewing Co. (the maker of Moose Drool and Scape Goat beers), as well as the University of Montana (Grizzlies Football) and an overwhelmingly large population of hippies and other such Anti-Logging/Hunting activists.

Yeah we went to Missoula last week to see the University of Montana Grizzlies play against the Bozeman Bobcats in football. Then we went to Big Sky Brewing Co. and got super drunk on Moose Drool beer!

by Montucky Man July 22, 2018

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Miscontraception

When one or both members of a couple mistakenly believe that their condom has been punctured due to fierce intercourse.

Woman 1: Oh my goodness. I need a morning after pill. I think his condom broke last night!!
Woman 2: Honey, don't even worry about it. It was probably just a miscontraception. We've all made that mistake.

by kawoookoo November 7, 2009

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massology

the art of massaging.

Masseurs and masseuses are supposed to have knowledge of massology.

by uttam maharjan May 10, 2011

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Missouri

What a joke. Should be pronounced "Misery". That describes the state well. I lived in STL for 10 "Missourable" years. Glad to be gone. all you rednecks and Rush Limbaugh lovers can have it.

Unless you're from the Midwest, Missouri is a place to avoid at all costs. Death would be a relief.

by fungooliwabasa August 30, 2008

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