Missor 

1) A select group of amazing people.
2) Everything you can think of. Feelings, thoughts, etc.
3) Gibberish for Scissor

1) I love my missors.
2) I'm just feeling so missor today.
3) Hey, wanna missor?

Missor by Reri February 18, 2009

MissTriss 

MissTriss was the FIRST Black Financial Dominatrix

History:
MissTriss is an exotic Mulatto Dominatrix from Michigan formerly known as "Greedy Mistress Kim" aka "Hybrid Bunny". She coined the terms "wallet rape" and wallet rapist to distinguish Herself from Her caucasian FinDomme Sisters when most were using terms like money pig and atm pig .
The term FinDomme was actually given to the Women by the male submissives that lovingly served them with cash tributes.
MissTriss was the FIRST Black Financial Dominatrix and began the FIRST African American chat room on yahoo dedicated to Financial Servitude and trained two other African American Women daily.
MissTriss now teaches Dominants and submissives on the importance of financial literacy to bring some level of basic financial education towards the art of Financial Domination.

She feels that it is Her shared responsibility to help Mentor O/others who would like to participate in the Fetish without (submissives) going bankrupt and (Dominants) foolishly wasting money.
Over the years, the fetish has grown by leaps and bounds - largely unchecked.
"The ORIGINAL wallet rapist was a sexy 18 year old looking to make quick cash who blew it on dumb material items. Now that Woman has grown into a financially literate CEO and a marketing powerhouse. I'm going to show the next set of sexy 18 year olds what I wish I would have known back then."

MissTriss is a Boss ass Bitch who just came out with a new Financial Domination Training course for submissives as well as Dominants.

MissTriss by MissTrissMatterMindTraing March 22, 2017

Branson Missouri

It's like Vegas, if it was run by Ned Flanders.

Okily-dokily, I'm off to Branson Missouri!

Branson Missouri by mp3yt0n May 17, 2017

Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.

See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.

Alton Missouri by My New Pseudonym July 2, 2022

Miscorrect 

When you accidentally get something right

I had no idea I was gonna miscorrect that answer on the test

Dad: “Don’t miscorrect your moms questions, she’s testing you , ykno”

Miscorrect by Yomamagotabody February 9, 2022

missouri tuxedo 

When a man wears a sportcoat or blazer with jeans.

Yeah, since it was a company jeans day, my buddy was thinking he'd go with a canadien tuxedo for his meeting with the CEO, but his wife told him he should at least wear a Missouri Tuxedo to avoid looking like a douche.

missouri tuxedo by torque boy December 26, 2011

Missouri Cannonball 

Materials Needed:
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon

Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.

Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.

Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*

Missouri Cannonball by scrambangles November 19, 2012