when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team
hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe
by boris sniffer July 17, 2020
Get the mangled mingemug. A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.
by Carrie66 June 26, 2018
Get the Cows Mingemug. Jilly gets on my nerves making out she's so posh and prim and proper. The slut's such a pippie minge! I saw her gobbling a bloke off in the drive through!!
by Tent peg October 21, 2017
Get the pippie mingemug. by Amir suhdick January 15, 2022
Get the Minge mashermug. When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.
by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf June 16, 2018
Get the minge & purgemug. Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.
Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.
He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'
Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.
He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'
Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!
by The Botherer July 20, 2022
Get the Minge Botherermug. by cutie pie 26 November 15, 2017
Get the xiu mingmug.