Michigan

A state that always says fuq u to anything and anyone. Detroit is the Unofficial capital of this badass state and overshadows the real capital which is Lansing

Snows on Saturday
Muddy by Monday
Michigan doesn't care about your snowdays

by bananly August 28, 2011

michiganeh

Jewish slang for a Jew who lives in Michigan. The term stems from the Yiddish word "Meshuganeh", meaning crazy person.

Oh yeah, poor David, the Michiganeh. What would bring a Jew to Michigan anyway?

by AdamInTo December 25, 2007

Eastern Michigan University Marching Band

The “Pride of the Peninsula”, The EMU marching band is currently in its 117th year and has a little under 200 members. The marching band performs at several functions around campus. The most notable though is at every home football game. Many hours of practice and hard work go into preparing each show, and over time the band begins to view each other as more than a group of people, they become a “band family”. The discipline and tradition that the marching band holds help them to put on a performance that represents Eastern Michigan in a really good light.

Presenting the "Pride of the Peninsula", the EMU marching band! - read by announcer as the band runs out of the tunnel at Eastern Michigan University's home football games. This is the Eastern Michigan University Marching Band.

by trumpet2010 January 6, 2012

Lake Michigan

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

by Iggy Fentenwood February 18, 2008

Michigan State University

1) DO YOU LIKE BASKETBALL?
2) DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY?
3) DO YOU LIKE TO BLOW SHIT UP?
4) YOU SIR JUST GOT A SCHOLARSHIP TO MSU!

Bro I filled out a college selector application online and got accepted to Michigan State University!

by Karasins February 28, 2011

Michigan

It's a state of bitter, cocksure alcoholic former blue-collar laborers who can't find decent jobs because Michigan is an economic black-hole. It snows alot, and when it doesn't snow it's extremely fucking hot or ball-shrinkingly cold. Crime runs rampant in its urban centers and life just plain sucks in its small towns due to boredom. There are a lot of lakes, dunes and forests, but people from Michigan couldn't give two fucks about them because they are everywhere, and Michiganders have better things to do like drink and worry about paying bills they have no money for. Naturally, morons from out of state flock in droves to look at things that really aren't that interesting.

Michiganders are divided into two groups: Michiganders and Yoopers. Michiganders are like as described before. Yoopers are essentially Canadians, and basically not human. The only thing a Michigander hates more than other Americans and foreigners are Yoopers. Yoopers are too stupid and inbred to consider hating anyone else because they live happy-go-lucky lives as lumberjacks and have sex with their sisters and occasionally a beaver. Yoopers are very proud of themselves despite having little to be proud of, and call southerners "trolls" because they live "under da bridge, don'tcha know." Michiganders seethe with rage about this, but can't do anything about it because the logic is infallible in a retarded sort of way, and also beating up a Yooper is much like striking a child; fun, but frowned upon.

Michigander: "What the fuck are you so happy about?"
Californian: "I live in a state with nice weather and jobs."
Michigander: "Go fuck yourself!"

Yooper: *unintellible sing-songy nonsense that sounds like Canadian*
Michigander: "Goddamn Yoopers."

by Andrew's #1 Fan February 8, 2010

michi uwu

Michi UwU is a person who is really nice, wholesome and generally just a very good person. She cares about people and tries to make them happy all the time. :)

Michi UwU is epic.

by 1uke_ October 25, 2020