Turd Merchant

A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.

There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!

by Andy M December 4, 2003

meltcher

havin sex with a corpse and then sucking the cum from its butt

"the mortition tha prided himself on being a meltcher took advantage of poor dead sallys ass, then with an available burger kind straw he began meltching the cum out of sallys ass." yum

by twistedbj January 15, 2009

Merchers

A player on a online game that makes money by buying and selling items, mecrhers was famously given to the runescape player 'merchers' who was the most successful merch of all time and used to be the richest person in runescape.

1. I went into this clan they said they were merchers.
2. Are you merchers?
3. Are all merchers a scam?

by grandad1234 May 26, 2011

Merch

Short for merchandise, usually sold online by youtubers

Check out my merch in the bio and make sure to cop some of that quick

by Hmhy July 12, 2017

Merched It

That fool threw a brick at my whip and he merched that shit on GD

Dis BDK I raised up my blick and emptied the damn clip hit that fool all up in his shit. That’s the last thing he ever did was merched it and threw it at my whip.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

Dirt Merchant

One who sells dirt

Those nubs from newtown are all a bunch of dirt merchants!

by Mayor Adam West May 26, 2004

con merchant

A particularly nasty individual or group/company who/which attempts to get one over on you or dupe you.

Private insurance companies are freaking con merchants. They charge you through the nose just for having a nose!

by Sarah Downing April 27, 2006