Melled

when you fucked up your family/fucking up your family/ a person that fucks up the family

Ive only gone and melled my family man, Im right melling my family, You can call me mel.

by ksjhhnjhduigfjijgrg August 31, 2023

meulengracht

A 192cm tall nigger with big humongus tits and a SHLONG longer than the nile river OHH I COULD CUM

"hey thais did you see Meulengracht´s Massive cock"
"yeah it was a pain for im to pull it out of me"

by Drøner January 6, 2024

Millenials

People who only eat sushi and think they're healthy, be on the internet for 10 hours and think they're better people because they drive hybrid cars. They also probably have around five partners and don't want marriage or kids. Oh and, some of them are alcohol addicts. Also they have a weird obsession with Pokémon and Techno music.

Alan: Hey man! I just got a hybrid car! I will surely go to heaven for doing so much to protect the Earth's environment!
James: *sigh* Millenials...

by LegacyFilet January 26, 2024

Mellondrama

mĕl'ən drä'mə Mellondrama (noun)

When a former government official turned UFO expert exhibits erratic and dramatic behavior on Twitter, engaging in late-night interactions with random users through lengthy, flawed arguments and manic demeanor, signaling a departure from their usual conduct and hinting at potential underlying issues.

The sudden onset of mellondrama from the once composed UFO expert on Twitter raised eyebrows and prompted speculation about what might be troubling them.

by cj115 January 26, 2024

Melendez

Coax a partner into sex by lying about your accomplishments

Pulled a Melendez last night

by Alex Stein January 30, 2024

Melendez

To luck into great things in your life, only to fuck up said things, once people who are better than you figure out your scam.

Man, I was hired sight-unseen for a great gig where people nurtured me because they felt sorry for me. I let it get to my head and once I was hired by an even bigger gig, they quickly figured out my scam and demoted me and cut my pay drastically like what they did to Stuttering John Melendez.

by Irish1275 March 3, 2024

Mallen

The fallout (get it!) of ordering and ingesting truck-stop pizza.

We had to stop at the first rest-stop in site so that he wouldn't Mallen himself.

by KarmaDoll May 19, 2024