Fuck o meter

It means how many fucks u give

The fuck o meter is at absolute 0

by Gd failallthetm May 25, 2018

swag meter

When you see something that is high in swag, you say 'swag meter' to indicate that the swag-o-meter is going off.

Person 1: *walks into a store and sees a kick ass pair of nikes* "Wow, swag meter."
Person 2: *Looks at the nikes person one sees.* "That is a definite swag meter."

by Swagga-meter August 29, 2011

awesome meter

The awesome meter is an invisable meter that contains all of you "awesome" when playing video games and slowly deminishes over time and occasionally spikes to new levels only to go way down afterwards.

(slightly exagurated)
Some dude: Man on guitar hero II, I got 100% on jordan than failed surender with full star power i wonder why....

Other dude: its the awesome meter at work!

by GenesisHell October 18, 2007

Milo-meter

Its like millimeter, but sed like kilo-meter, with a small sounding O. It's just a well better way of sayin millimeter, an its sounds bigger, so it confuses people.

WOOO, that car was like a MILO-METER away from your toe. or Hey, worm man, your willy is like a MILO-METER long....loser!

by Luke Penketh January 13, 2004

wingnut melter

Somebody who is a complete random bag of shite. They really will say/do anything possible to confuse everyone in the vacinity.

"You're a wingnut melter, love!"
"He's a fuckin' melter"

by Joe Monk December 5, 2004

meaterials

meat based products required to produce an end product ie Lady Gaga dress, BBQ etc

Fancy doing a BBQ at the weekend? You bring the beer and i will bring the meaterials

by okeloon December 2, 2010

meater

When a male puts his penis into a female.

I don't want to date that bitch but I'd meater.

by Sand Crab JK October 21, 2011