almost mater

a college or university you attended long enough that you should have graduated, but didn't.

Of course I root for Cal, that's my almost mater. I spent 5 years there, partied a lot, never did graduate.

by western_addy April 1, 2010

sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.

CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

by the dawgie July 6, 2010

Frat Material

Any type of fabric silk, cashmere, etc that automatically attracts a hoard of bitches.

After wearing a tommy bahama shirt made out of some fresh frat material, John was surrounded by more bitches than he could count.

by PMPmstr April 20, 2015

Popcorn Material

When there is drama involving a person or people you know so laughable, you gain genuine entertainment from watching it play out. It's almost movie-level drama, hence eating the popcorn.

"Yo, did you hear Stacy and Kevin started hooking up? That's gonna end horribly."
"Yeah I know, but it's actually hilarious. I think this is gonna end up as total popcorn material."

by raventhor January 25, 2016

orgasm material

when a piece of apparel is so fucking soft you just want to jack off to it

dayummmm i just got these new joggers and they are orgasm material for sure!

by squatfucker420 June 8, 2017

your mather is ded

An phrase used by russian men, usually over the internet, in order to insult you and your family but it ends up sounding hillarious

Russian man: Fak you, your mather is ded

by infinitegarlicbread April 19, 2019

Extraphysical Materialism

Extraphysical Materialism is a materialist current that advocates that extraphysics are the base of the whole universe and of the whole existence. Extraphysical materialism advocates quantum mechanics are a form of extraphysics, where quantum materialism is actually part of extraphysical materialism. Extraphysical materialism advocates it is necessary massive investments and studies on quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics for prove if quantum materialism and extraphysical materialism are correct or not or are falseable. Extraphysical materialism also advocates extraphysics can influence the physical level such as quantum mechanics can influence the macro level.

"Extraphysical Materialism is an uncommon form of materialism, but still, really interesting such as quantum materialism."

"Extraphysical materialism advocates conscience exists at extraphysical level and it only uses physical level for its manifestation, where the conscience might exist inside and united with the atoms of someone, uniting extraphysical materialism with quantum materialism."

"Extraphysical materialism shows how can quantum mechanics be considered as part of extraphysics, proving that the physical level is also part of extraphysical level, creating an interesting connection between natural and extranatural."

by Full Monteirism January 6, 2021