Mataya

the best friend she loves all animals her humor is unmatched. when she walks into the room everyone smiles she is the buzz normally a dirty blond kind human and super tall with ocean blue eyes. she is a goof ball and will go out of her way to help anyone

"do you know Mataya"
" hell yeah everyone loves her"

by thebesthumanintheworld April 21, 2023

Masy

A insult/slur for people that live in Canada “masy” being the words maple syrup combined together since Canadians can’t get enough of it plural is “Masies”

Bro did you see how those masies caused New York to have super high air pollution?

Yeah bro I hate those Masy people

by Onku June 9, 2023

Matsoukased

To violently rape your dog in a state college public park while wearing a mask and recording it.

Person 1: Did you hear about that dog that got matsoukased?
Person 2: yeah, that collie. Wasn't the perpetrator a CHE professor?

by Luludacollie June 19, 2023

Matsoukased

To violently rape a dog in a state college park while wearing a mask

That chemical engineering professor really matsoukased that collie

by Luludacollie June 19, 2023

Mats Hummels

One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.

Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”

by Crimson15 August 12, 2023

matfyz syndrome

Matfyz syndrome come from the mathematical-physical faculty of Charles University in Prague. Where they teach very complicated math.

It means that you are so good in complicated math, equations and such that you start to forget things like division/multiplication sometimes even additions like 53+92, or substraction like 68-392. Caused by using calculator too much.

64+7 is 70? It's 71, you are starting to have the matfyz syndrome. You shouldn't use the calculator that much.

by TheLizatkk August 6, 2024

Mats

Mats is a guy who would absolutely violate you in bed. He is the strongest and smartes species of male humans you can find. Every Mats has a big penis, the size can be compared to a baseball bat or a 1.5 Liter sized cock. When you see a Mats you will instantly be dripping wet as if you just came.

Mats: Hey, my name is...
Girl: IS IT MATS?!
Mats: Yes, is it because you can see my third leg?
Girl: Sex?

by Yellowskin rizz September 7, 2023