Mud slut

Woman, usually college age, who wears daisy dukes and cowboy boots to go out to honky to keep bars and lure men to their deaths through child support and alimony.

Look at the mud sluts trolling Broadway down by Tootsie's.

by Nashvillelyftdude April 14, 2017

Mud Tipping

A sexual act where one poos in their hand and proceeds to masturbate. Coined by the legendary MisterPee of GloryHole in 2011.

MisterPeePee was getting chaffed from jerking off dry so he decided Mud Tipping

by Fanofthegloryhole May 20, 2011

mud whistle

another name for your asshole

that chick has an onion booty that could make a grown man cry. Im trying to stick it in her mud whistle.

by dougherty sean November 28, 2009

mud butt

when you fart, and some diarreah comes out, and coats the inside of your butt cheeks.

I was eating mcdonalds and all of a sudden i got mud butt.

by ipfreely March 5, 2004

mud-wrestling

a pool of mud in which two beutiful women wrestle each other

i'm of to the mud-wrestling contest

by Daniel October 15, 2002

Mud Slide

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea.

Guy One: So how was that girl from the bar last night.

Guy Two: Don't ask.

Guy One: It couldn't have been that bad.

Guy Two: It wasn't until we experienced a major mud slide.

Guy One: Gross!!

by Sedative25 August 13, 2013

Mud trumpet

When a girl is licking your ass and you fart in her mouth blowing her cheeks fill up with ass air making it look like she is playing your ass trumpet

This girl was licking my ass and I had a huge burrito for lunch and I thought it would be a great opportunity to give her a mud trumpet so I just ripped a fart in her mouth - she looked like a jazz musican playing my mud trumpet

by Jizzy Gillespie May 24, 2009