miles mcgann

miles mcgann is dumbo silly pants. he flirts with everyone in the world and dylan pearce has the biggest crush on him.

Man that miles mcgann is soooo few hundredths!
Got that right!

please publish this it would mean so much

by gurgletimmygurgle December 9, 2018

Uganda Mile

This is a unit of measurement commonly used around the world. It is the distance from Sacramento, CA to Kampala, Uganda (9,278 miles). This unit of measurement is used in astrophysics calculations and canoe racing.

From Sacramento to Moscow, it is 0.625134727 Uganda Miles.

by HardcoreSodoku November 20, 2018

3,000 miles

Where Khalilah is, she is in Baghdad city and she is also looking pretty on this wonderful night. She is also blind. She is also really hot. Literally.

“Hey there Khalilah what’s it like in Baghdad city, I’m 3,000 miles away but tonight you’re looking pretty can’t you see”

by Shamima_69_2BorderCross_Pro February 6, 2022

a man's mile

The distance to one's destination, regardless of unit of measurement.

"How far is it from New York City to LA?"
"About a man's mile."

by Random_Assortment_Of_Letters August 23, 2016

Miles's Anus

Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.

I've heard that in some countries Miles's Anus is a form of death penalty.

by Bill Murray July 20, 2016

Holdridge Mile

Any distance between 2 points

Matt: "How much farther is there? I'm dying here!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"

by tankwithteeth October 2, 2020

Road miles

A person who-by the look of their face and sound of their voice- has lived some hard years and looks much older than they really are. Tired. Worn out. Used.

That hooker is only 19 but she’s got some serious road miles.

by Imalostcause December 23, 2021