He won’t shut up but loves to wrestle with friends and family.he has good hair but when ever it’s school time he makes it look like a white kids hair (slik back). Loves football and basketball. Usually dark skinned and brown curly hair. He normally where’s no socks and if he does there old and stinky. He can be a buttwhole some times but wonce you get to know him he is a nice and wonderful person to be around. And he only ever where’s small clothes that don’t fit him anymore and his mom has to help him😂(he loses his jacket at school a lot)
Mom: Mikey pick up your clothes
Mikey:ok one second let me die on this game first
Mom:NO RIGHT NOW YOU ALWAYS SAY ONE SECOND
Mikey:ok one second let me die on this game first
Mom:NO RIGHT NOW YOU ALWAYS SAY ONE SECOND
by Mikey_the_buttwhole December 21, 2019
Get the Mikeymug. by Pp time January 12, 2020
Get the Mikeymug. The word derives from popular dhar mahn chareter Mikey, a kid that fakes injury to get out of school. A Mikey is a kid that has problems with Münchausen syndrome.
by Wivilswivl December 12, 2021
Get the Mikeymug. In the act of ejaculation, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner's face and ejaculates on his/her face. The sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner's face, to resemble facial hair.
"Dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your pubes are on his face."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."
by randbots December 14, 2012
Get the The Mikey Vettymug. by drklm November 7, 2017
Get the crikey mikeymug. 
Gay ass nigga:Gelato got me flying in the Victors.
Straight ass nigga:I'm not gonna lie that shit is "Gayer then a box of Mikeys."
Straight ass nigga:I'm not gonna lie that shit is "Gayer then a box of Mikeys."
by Billis Blacksumia August 9, 2018
Get the Gayer then a box of Mikeysmug.