someone who would by no other means be sexy but for some odd reason is. Most likely due to their disregard for self, or humor, or just kuz they're dumbasses
by tippimeister February 28, 2005
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by The Awesome March 28, 2005
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by your lovely father July 14, 2010
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by The_Stranger August 9, 2012
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by james613 November 18, 2005
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by Corey Pietro December 7, 2010
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