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Mentally dating

The mentally dating it's when you're in love with a celebrity or a fictional character like Dylan O'Brien/stiles stilinski or Leonardo DiCaprio/Jack and you mentally date him or marry him like me i have ughh 30 husband? 🌝 But my favorites are Leo and Dylan lmao
Friend: Are you in a relationship?
Me: yeah with Dylan O'Brien
Friend: wtf he's 29y/o and he doesn't know you!!
Me: yeah but I mentally date him
It is the mentally dating.
by Andrea DiCaprio O'Brien January 1, 2021
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mentalist

One who is mental - first coined by UK sitcom "I'm Alan Partridge" (Episode 5)
What are you doing, you mentalist?
by Mamba July 15, 2003
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Mentally Obese

One who has/thinks they have a great deal of knowledge, but grossly overuses it.

Someone who, at a party, always finds people walking away from them muttering " What a loser. Doesn't he have anything better to do?" after quoting useless and/or inaccurate statistics to make him look more interesting.

A person that uses their knowledge/feigned knowledge to make someone feel inferior for no other reason than to feel intellectually superior.
Man at a party: "Discount our neighbors to the east and I think you'll find we've got a sleeping giant on our hands. A veritable sleeping giant."

Everyone else at the party: "What a loser. He is so mentally obese that there should be a Richard Simmons work out tape dedicated to him."
by Serendipidity August 14, 2011
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mentally retired

1. a more polite version of mentally retarded. when one is not born with mental deficiencies, but instead develops these traits due to ones own failings.

2. someone who has simply given up and has mentally dropped out of productive society.
That guy over there shopping in the crocks and sweat pants looks so mentally retired.
by bettydog November 9, 2012
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Mentally tasered

When one talks confidently about a possible situation that might arise and then when the situation actually happens they get mentally tasered, or handle the situation completely different from how they claimed they would, usually by whoever they were talking about easily "over powering" in the situation.
John: This isn't a good idea. I got pulled over by a cop last night for staying out past curfew like this skating.

George: Ha! Wow you're a pussy. Stop worrying. If a cop even tried pulling me over for that I would pull out my knife and cut his ass.

*Red and blue lights flash and a police officer approaches the 2 of them*

Cop: What are you two doing out this late? It's past the local curfew.

George: H-hello officer we we're j-just taking a walk and enjoying th-the weather.

John: Wow, so much for acting like a tough guy huh George?

George: Shut up I got mentally tasered asshole!
by Dj Djuric July 21, 2009
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mentally destroyed

When you like/love someone but they don't know it or they don't feel the same way about you.

Eventually you cannot stop thinking about them and it becomes constant.

You think about them when you wake up and they're your last thought before you go to bed.

No matter how hard you try, they're constantly on your mind and there's nothing you can do about it because you're too afraid of rejection or you're too good of friends with them and if you tell them how you feel, you're afraid/you know they won't feel the same way and your friendship will end, right there and then.

The painful, constant thoughts rapidly bounce against the walls of your mind until they just mentally destroy you. This one-sided relationship with that one person is literally destroying you.
You mentally destroyed me, but through all the pain, I still can't tell you how I feel.
by IHateAlexisSoMuch1 June 4, 2014
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Mentally deranged

unable to behave and think normally, especially because of mental illness
mentally deranged
a deranged attacker
At first I thought he was deranged.
The plan seemed to be the product of a deranged mind.
You Mentally deranged i had your back.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 1, 2019
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