theatre major

Contrary to popular belief, Theatre is a very serious major. BFA students in performance and production work all day, all night, and all weekend to perfect their artforms, and mount shows. It takes balls to be a theare major - particularly an acting major. The average salary of unionized actors is $12 500 a year. You've really gotta love what you do to live in such squalor.

B.A. ENGLISH STUDENT: Hey, you wanna come get drunk tonight?

THEATRE MAJOR: It's Tuesday...

B.A. ENGLISH: Yeah man, I don't have class til 2:30 tomorrow.

THEATRE MAJOR: I have class at 7 am.

B.A. ENGLISH: Huh?!

THEATRE MAJOR: I'm an acting major.

by Drama_King January 16, 2009

Moron Majority

noun: any conservative, evangelic, Ideologue who considers themselves to be holier-than-though. usu Rebublican.

There goes the hypcrites from the Moron Majority telling us we're all going to hell.

by SammyNyc July 11, 2009

mayorga

Anyone with the last name mayorga is going to surpass everyone they know

Wow he must be a mayorga, because he knew that.

by Anonymous_Stranger_WhoEATSfood November 18, 2016

major crackhead energy

the definiton of major crackhead energy is whisper yelling the lyrics to money at two in the morning while on facetime with a friend who’s painting their lamp while putting tajin in their cranberry juice

person 1: ugh i’m staying the night at jordan’s house and she’s whispering yelling the lyrics to money

person 2: yo, same. elle is painting some stuff on her lamp while putting tajin in her cranberry juice like ?? what the hell ??
person 1: AND they’re on facetime at two in the morning. now that’s some major crackhead energy
person 2: for real

by rainbowjuulpod June 23, 2019

moral majority

An immoral minority of Bible believing bigots who preach the love of God through hating and oppressing those who would disagree. Anti public school, anti gay, and anti progression, these wonderful demons would have our country thrown in a backward spiral to the 50's era. On their way to hell, they will see heaven, and God may very well slap them and say "WRONG!".

The Moral Majority came to my school, and handed out poison condoms and said "Stick that in and feel the love of God".

by Lengsel January 4, 2008

B Major

The key in music with 5 sharps in the key signature: F#, C#, G#, D#, and A#. It can also refer to the chord, which is the first, third, and fifth steps of the B major scale: B, D#, and F#, respectively.

"So, the A# in the F#7 chord acts as a leading tone to the tonic, B, in the B Major chord?
Exacty, Mr. Example Man."

by Mr. Example Man November 3, 2006

F Major

A key in which music is played. The key signature consists of one flat

F G A Bb C D E F

Tonic Chord:
F A C F

This Bach chorale is in the key of F Major

by clarinetman April 23, 2008