Luke

A boy who is so full of himself and feeds of Hate and Drama
Loves to sit down with a cup of tea and watch corrie

Man 1: I'll hit you
Luke: Yummy

by AggroD October 15, 2012

Luke

A lanky bi blonde lad that has a shit hair cut, Wanks at every second of the day as he cant shag any lass or lad (Not like any would want to). He also never changes his clothes as he is too busy dreaming of what a pussy and cock would test like in his mount. P.s He is probably dreaming about the person next to him rimming his anus.

"Luke is a lanky cunt"

by EVIL BARBIE December 19, 2013

Luke

Weak and Lazy

"I don't feel like it...I'm a Luke...Deal with it"

by atlspain February 4, 2010

Luke

A person who likes to bang girls and describe them as homework so he can do them all night.
the sort of person who will be so addicted to fifa he would rather be single and not free to mingle.
despite this you cant help but love him!

"he was really annoying me on fifa but he so loveable, he is such a luke"

by emily2k14 September 22, 2014

Luke

Someone who likes a lot of small ladies especially ones named Bridget, Jocelyn, Stacy, etc. Also a big show-off and a baby.

OMG, that noob is such a Luke!

by Fruitcake Lukie August 25, 2009

Luke

A Handsome guy who is super sweet and handsome someone ill forever want

Oh Luke and Kenzie are such a good couple

by Kenz1234569 January 21, 2017

Luke

He is an amazing person. He's one of the greatest guy ever. He has an amazing body with awesome muscles and great hair. He's perfect. He has a Wonderful personality, funny, caring, friendly, very sweet, charming and brave. At first then after u fall in love with him he'll cheat on u like a fucken asshole, like he did to me. He broke my heart and I cry over him every night and I hope to get over him. I hate him so much for breaker my heart but at the same time I still love him so very much

1st girl: he's totally a Luke 2nd girl: yea he is jus like Luke.

by Shz February 20, 2015