That one person who keeps on describing about their crush on their social media stories and also irl and can't stop listening to heartbreak songs even though they have never felt the touch of the opposite gender .
A: *Posts a story on their ig account saying possibly the most romantic thing you have ever heard.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.
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Ben knew he was such a trollop lover when his whole paycheck was spent in a night at the local strip club.
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