Urchin Loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack to simulate a sea urchin and then make your sexual partner swallow it

Yo, I just made Gabby swallow my urchin loaf, she gagged so hard and coughed up blood, it was awesome.

by haquefer February 11, 2017

Park a loaf

To take a shit

Greg "where the Fuck is Jim" Dan "he's just went to park a loaf"

by Thehgk July 29, 2013

scarlet loaf

feces which contains blood in it.

i just left a massive scarlet loaf in your toilet.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012

moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

"ooh, look at that pussy walking down those stairs. Look at her moist loaf jiggle".

by gay vicar October 14, 2007

piss loaf

a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating

that piss loaf hurt like hell

by phil February 10, 2005

Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf

Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.

by e-rips September 23, 2003

web loafing

To pass time surfing the web without working or in avoiding work.

This definition was created while I was "web loafing" at work.

by krwada March 03, 2006