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Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it
Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive
by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011
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Limp

A pimps bitch also known as a limp. She enjoys head and a good time.
Look at that Limp over there! Damn she thicc.
by Big_Daddy69 August 28, 2019
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Drug limp

A limp that is acquired by one who is classified as a junkie or drugo, and having an unbelievable excuse as to the acquisition of said limp
For example, when someone sits on a knife and it stabs them in the front side if the thigh and they refuse to see a doctor resulting in a long standing drug limp
by Limping Lucy November 19, 2013
mugGet the Drug limpmug.

Limp Jizkit

This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.
Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?

Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.

Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020
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limp

used to refer to a man whose foreskin is larger than his penis and so covers it even when said man gets a hard on
Did you hear about Angad? Turns out he's limp
by pranigga December 6, 2024
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Limp bizkit

A limp bizkit is when a man's penis is wider than it is high
Rando chick 1: "jim has a limp bizkit"
Roman bellic from gta4: "lets go bowling"
by Sornock February 2, 2023
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Limp

a dude who is dry as fuck when he texts you but expects entertainment from you xo
" Kyle don't be fucking Limp"
by orangemuice April 6, 2020
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