lemon lean

The drink you stir up when you have found love or love is ending. It is considered lemon lean because love can be either sweet or sour. Lemon lean is that drink you have in the double cup sipping with your girl. The substances in leamon lean are squirt mixed with (ciroc, codeine, robutussin, etc.) with two jolly ranchers at the bottom. Lemon lean is the perfect drink for love beginning or ending.

“Yo bro what you drinking”
“Lemon lean, I’m simpin cause I miss my ex”

by LaMalakai April 24, 2018

Squeez the Lemon

An Expression used if u have to pee extremly badley.

"Hey Man, I really need to Squeez the Lemon again!."

by BitchFucker700 June 27, 2008

lemon ice

code for a hot asian girl

Jack: "dude check it out. lemon ice 3 o' clock"
Ernie: "oh damn you're right!"

by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006

mike's hard lemonade

a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it

i got crazy hockers from drinknig mike's

by tmcheat May 3, 2005

lemon test

An old coach of mine told me that if I was ever worried that a girl I was with had STDs, to take a lemon wedge and slide it in THERE. If she screams, she's got an STD.

It was, by far, the absolute dumbest piece of advice anyone's given me. But it's still pretty funny. Even funnier since he got fired a year later for hitting on a chick who was his babysitter.

... that would make for a sour puss

by Thanatos March 31, 2005

Lemon Tea

The art of urinating in a females mouth and thereafter dipping your ballsack into the mouth. Possibly to cure a minor illness e.g the flu.

Gerry: Man, my girlfriends had such a bad case of flu recently, it sucks man.

Bernado: Judith? Ahhh man, just give her the old lemon tea, clear that illness up in no time.

Gerry: Oh yeah, awesome, thanks Benardo man.

by brfczander November 12, 2010

Lemonade

THE MOST GREAT BEYONCE ALBUM, WHERE SHE DISSES// ROAST JAY-Z FOR CHEATING !!!!!!!!!

Harleigh: What's all this "lemonade" album people talkin' about?
Dakota: Only the best album ever (gives holy water and the ablum

by DrizzyRiRi May 23, 2016