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laymanized

put in words that anyone stupid or ignorant enough to belive what the speeker is saying then one is actually layman and is being controlled by the speaker. Being 'laymanized'
Mark :Dam why is John assaulting Chris in suck a way

David : SHhhhhhh He's being Laymanized! U layman! clearly u can't see u ignorant fuck!
by 8881623 May 27, 2016
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laymacronym

A layman's acronym.
> Wwm
What's the mean?
> Works with me
Ohh, that's a new laymacronym
by handle_is_already_in_use October 30, 2020
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Layman

This guy everyone uses the terms of, I think

Which begs the question, WHO'S LAYMAN AND WHY DO PEOPLE USE HIS TERMS
Person 1: Hi, I'm a professional IT developer and I have figured out your problem. It's a hard drive failure. In Layman's terms...
Person 2: Who's Layman?
Person 1: George Layman (1892-1952) was an American philosopher, linguist, and cultural theorist. I'm just citing his lexicon; "General Terms"
Person 2: So, in Layman's terms, my PC's fucked?
Person 1: According to chapter 7 of his book, absolutely!
Person 2: Aww shit
Person 1: That's also a Layman's term!
by what am i doing heree March 28, 2025
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myles layman

Is a short man who steals your girlfriend at parties
"Dude, do you see your girlfriend with that guy? Hes a Myles Layman!"
by Level1000Pikachu February 7, 2014
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Lagma

Otherwise known as the CTF level Magma in Unreal Tournament 2003 well known for its low fpm and terrible layout. Also known as Fagma.
"fuckit... not lagma again"
by Joltaine June 1, 2003
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lamafromp

laffin my ass from right off mah pelvis
00:13 Tactyx|SMAGun™: painful much?
00:13 Tactyx|SMAGun™: XD
00:13 (-DR-)Mickeydeath: yea just abit
00:13 Tactyx|SMAGun™: lamafromp
by mickeypowelll September 25, 2009
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Lamar St. Time Bomb

When a Whole Foods Market team member spends no less than 20min. of their shift taking a dump on company time.

Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.
A: Where the hell the Groc team leader?! He's been goon for like an hour.
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?
by Organikz October 10, 2009
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