The louisiana ant farm is when ants crawl up a human anus and commence the making of an ant farm, complete with tunnels. The effect is known to be therapeutic and similar to that of accupuncture.
by nolawalking February 26, 2009
Having sex with a girl where you stick one foot in her mouth and one foot in her ass, next you eating out her vagina that is infested with crabs and/or is yeast infected.
by BigWoody March 08, 2008
The action in which a live california spiny lobster is rammed into your opposing partner's hole. It is louisiana based because during mardi gras on bourben street the ladies run around with californian lobsters in their mouths. The sexual action is used only in private for it is illegal in 245 countries. (yes including France).
by Don Urbanpowder December 12, 2006
by RoyMarsh December 06, 2010
A university located in Ruston, Louisiana.
Ruston itself is an empty, po-dunk town with nothing to offer. The most promising part of Ruston is Louisiana Tech. However, La Tech (as it can be called) mistakes itself as something amazing since it is the only thing within Ruston. So, La Tech is a school full of rednecks that believe themselves to be elitists and geniuses.
Tech is also often changed into an acronym meaning
"Transsexuals Enjoying Cocks Hourly"
Ruston itself is an empty, po-dunk town with nothing to offer. The most promising part of Ruston is Louisiana Tech. However, La Tech (as it can be called) mistakes itself as something amazing since it is the only thing within Ruston. So, La Tech is a school full of rednecks that believe themselves to be elitists and geniuses.
Tech is also often changed into an acronym meaning
"Transsexuals Enjoying Cocks Hourly"
person 1: "Look at that douchebag, he thinks he's hot shit"
person 2: "Yea, he must go to Louisiana Tech University."
person 1: "They are definitely T.E.C.H. people."
person 2: "Yea, homos! I saw one of them getting it hard from behind yesterday behind the WAC"
person 2: "Yea, he must go to Louisiana Tech University."
person 1: "They are definitely T.E.C.H. people."
person 2: "Yea, homos! I saw one of them getting it hard from behind yesterday behind the WAC"
by Rustonite July 15, 2009
by Ni-in August 15, 2020
In order for you to maximize your autoeroticism, you slit your wrist and you use your own blood for lube. Try to cum before you die!
Why is Jack in the hospital?
He tried to have a Louisiana Saturday Night, but couldn't get it up. He made an awful mess.
He tried to have a Louisiana Saturday Night, but couldn't get it up. He made an awful mess.
by jizzalope February 26, 2009