loose whore

What some women act like.

Lucy is acting like a loose whore.

by Balls B. Hanging May 11, 2022

loose toque

A loose toque is a term used to define liberal hippies in Canada.

Look at that loose toque over there, eating in vegan, gluten free... and wearing their ethically sourced, organic clothing. They are definitely voting for the green party next election.

by jdmcdona March 2, 2014

Loose cannon

A woman who keeps popping out offspring like they are stuck in the 1940's.

Yo, is that the loose cannon's child over there?

That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.

by Deputy Douchebag October 5, 2020

Loose Goosing

Verb: when you stick it in soft and pray it gets hard.

"Yeah, last night it wouldn't get hard, so we were just loose goosing it and it ended up fine"

by tamponcat April 13, 2021

Loose Blimp

A wasteful government program that is kept alive solely because of the amount of money already dumped into it.

Refers to the $2.7 billion useless and barely functioning military surveillance blimp that broke loose from its mooring in 2015 near Baltimore in 2015 and wrecked everything as it floated off to Pennsylvania.

Obamacare is a loose blimp.

by Matt Haarington December 28, 2015

Loose Noodle

when a man's penis protrudes through the opening of his boxers

Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.

Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.

by despicvble July 18, 2015

loose penis

when one's penis has a small shaft

you have a loose penis matt

by ronchacolucha September 30, 2015