Lip Crud

That flakey goey shit you get on your lip that you scrape off with your thumbnail.

Hey Joey you got some lip crud on your mouth. Mind if I scrape it off for ya?

by Toenail_Enthusiast March 22, 2018

Turtle Lipping

When someone performs a blowjob with their top and bottom lips turned inward, resembling a turtles beak. It is unknown where this originated, but it does not feel good, and anyone who tells you it does is lying to spare your feelings. Cut it out.

Friend 1: "Dude, that girl I left with last night gave a terrible blowjob. She was turtle lipping the entire time."
Friend 2: "Damn...sorry to hear that."

by xMATTIE CAKESx October 18, 2011

lip count

Number of people you have kissed

Vanessa's lip count is higher than Jade Ryan's

by Nessaandjc December 24, 2016

Lip Pickle

The term is used to describe the hardened male penis resting on a sexy girls lip

Hey babe, want some lip pickle tonight or what?

by Does not apply November 19, 2013

Oreo Lips

A name given to those who eat a lot of oreos.

"Man that bitch Collin eats a lot of oreos!"
"Yeah, he has oreo lips."

by dingdingface January 04, 2012

lip-rimmer

kiss ass without tongue

Joe is your basic lip-rimmer when it comes to career growth

by SurfCityZ October 03, 2008

Penis Lips

When a girl gets done sucking you and try's to kiss you afterwards.

Girl: all done baby
Guy: wow thanks

Girl: "tries to kiss guy" babee why won't you kiss me?
Guy: because girl, you got penis lips

by AwesomexLauren December 04, 2016