Lip Crud

That flakey goey shit you get on your lip that you scrape off with your thumbnail.

Hey Joey you got some lip crud on your mouth. Mind if I scrape it off for ya?

by Toenail_Enthusiast May 14, 2018

lip dance

To kiss or make-out

"Dude, Vika and I had an amazing lip dance last night."

by Kovaleva May 21, 2018

apple lips

sweet tasting lips. When a women or man has particulary sugary lips when you kiss them it is known as apple lips. You may usually find that him/her has a sweet tooth and enjoys apples or other fruits that have a lot of nautral sugars.

Example:
Emily: 'hey Gabe'
Gabe: 'hey Emily, wanna kiss'
Emily: 'sure why not?'
-they kiss-
Gabe: 'wow, your lips are so sweet'
Emily: 'yeah I know, search apple lips in the Urban Dictionary. It'll give you the definition of my lips'
Gabe: 'Ok! Your lips are totally apple lips!'
Emily: 'ya know, those aren't the only apple lips I have...'

by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times February 11, 2017

Thot Lips

The makeup enhanced, collagen injected, completely unnaturally plump lips that many white girls try to achieve.

It is a lot less sexy than you think, in fact you look like a clown.. just stop. Your natural lips are much more attractive.

Hey, have you ever tried the Kylie Jenner challenge?

...No wtf why would I want THOT LIPS.

by AdamChScott July 9, 2016

Balloon Lips

Balloon Lips are lips that keep people from speaking the English language properly

Communicating with balloon lips is very difficult.

by Loinslinger August 9, 2020

Oreo Lips

A name given to those who eat a lot of oreos.

"Man that bitch Collin eats a lot of oreos!"
"Yeah, he has oreo lips."

by dingdingface January 4, 2012

Turtle Lipping

When someone performs a blowjob with their top and bottom lips turned inward, resembling a turtles beak. It is unknown where this originated, but it does not feel good, and anyone who tells you it does is lying to spare your feelings. Cut it out.

Friend 1: "Dude, that girl I left with last night gave a terrible blowjob. She was turtle lipping the entire time."
Friend 2: "Damn...sorry to hear that."

by xMATTIE CAKESx October 18, 2011