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laying the mayo

When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).
1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )
by Masterbating monkey May 25, 2014
mugGet the laying the mayomug.

Courtesy Lay

When a gentleman has sex with a women out of politeness. See pity fuck.
I'd do her, but more as a courtesy lay.
by Darky711 August 10, 2016
mugGet the Courtesy Laymug.

Hoe-lay

A derogatory word against White People (Specifically Karens who say Konnichiwa in a Korean restaurant with a Chinese waiter) Inspired by the way some white people say hola.
Dumbass Hoe-lay!
by ivyiskool July 17, 2023
mugGet the Hoe-laymug.

Evan Lai

Guy who watches youtube instead of doing homework.
Evan Lai is watching youtube instead of doing homeowork.
by Evan Lai April 3, 2019
mugGet the Evan Laimug.

Lays ups

Laugh at yourself u pussy’s
Here comes Peter with the lays ups. Just roll with it
by Tethedonn December 29, 2021
mugGet the Lays upsmug.

Lay Dazed

To chill.... relax... mainly with girls and guys in a chill basement with a TV and foozball table....
-"eyy lets go lay dazed in the basement"
-"Yeaaa wanna go get some laaddieeezz too?"
-"hell yeeaa"
by HNewton November 21, 2010
mugGet the Lay Dazedmug.

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