The act of paying an alleged sexual assault victim for their silence. Mostly known for its successful employment by Kobe Bryant. Though the allegations may be false and a form of extortion, its the smartest move to save a career.
Chad: Did you hear Antonio Brown lost an endorsement because of the sexual assault allegations against him?
Mark: He should have just employed the Kobe Bryant Protocol and taken the 2 million dollar hit. Now he is losing much more as a result.
Mark: He should have just employed the Kobe Bryant Protocol and taken the 2 million dollar hit. Now he is losing much more as a result.
by Roman Legion October 24, 2020
Get the kobe bryant protocolmug. by Jazzy10181 January 27, 2020
Get the Kobe Bryant daymug. Also called a KHF
A person who is obsessed with Kobe Bryant and is mad because Kobe Bryant is not having sex with them. This leads to them being angry at everything that Kobe Bryant does even if it is spectacular. Their sole purpose is to tear down Kobe Bryant's image in their own mind in an attempt to try and decrease how much they want to swallow his seamen.
A person who is obsessed with Kobe Bryant and is mad because Kobe Bryant is not having sex with them. This leads to them being angry at everything that Kobe Bryant does even if it is spectacular. Their sole purpose is to tear down Kobe Bryant's image in their own mind in an attempt to try and decrease how much they want to swallow his seamen.
Laker John is such a Kobe Hater Faggot that he calls his shots nutbangers so he can think of Kobe Bryant's testicles banging him from behind.
There is not a bigger KHF than Cholo who spends all day every day criticizing Kobe on ESPN's Lakers' message board while fervently masturbating to Kobe's 81 point game.
There is not a bigger KHF than Cholo who spends all day every day criticizing Kobe on ESPN's Lakers' message board while fervently masturbating to Kobe's 81 point game.
by JoshMorganisgod January 24, 2009
Get the Kobe Hater Faggotmug. a kobe is based on accuracy and precision while yeet is distance and strength combine them together and you get yobe, the best way of throwing for instance if you hit a backwards half-court shot before you threw it you would say YOBE!
by $5 for a rub and tug ;) November 5, 2018
Get the kobe + yeet = yobemug. A reference to the "chocolately" hazelnut spread, Nutella, in which Kobe was on the label. Since Kobe has been accused of anal rape ( and then aquited of charges ) his advertiseing "chocolate" spread is rather ironic.
by The most greasiest fart in existence. October 19, 2006
Get the its kobe's favoritemug. Kobe could have been one of the best basketball players in the world but he chose to smoke blacks and pop perks and ruin his life
Sid, "Kobe Gantz was a bucket"
Ant, "what happened to him?"
Sid, "he started smoking blacks and popping perks and stopped being good at basketball"
Ant, "what happened to him?"
Sid, "he started smoking blacks and popping perks and stopped being good at basketball"
by Lanc Boul May 3, 2017
Get the Kobe Gantzmug. This is the day the two basketball 🏀 legends have pasted away from a helicopter accident we all have cried for hour and hour today 1/26/2020
by Kennon12 January 26, 2020
Get the Kobe and Gigi daymug.