kiwishine 

Kiwishine is a type of shiny brown shoe polish to give hairless indians that terrific shine that reflects all light that comes into contact of affected area. This will work well if you are indian and you gamble in hair.

To raid gay bars, the pillager applied some kiwishine onto his smooth, satisfying head to blind all of those around him with the terrific shine.

kiwishine by KiwiShine December 27, 2020

kiwiphile 

someone whose interest in all things 'kiwi' or from the island nation of New Zealand is greater than that of even their own culture.

Flight of the Conchords,Peter Jackson, Lord of the Rings, eg: Dan is a fan of FOTC and loves the accent and calls himself a kiwiphile

kiwiphile by DanielleStarryEyes April 5, 2008

kiwiballs 

2 days after you shave your balls. You have a short hairs on the balls like kiwi. This definition is coming from Slovakia.

Hey man you were so drunked, you are showing kiwiballs on this photo!

kiwiballs by Miskolemvi2 March 25, 2010

Kiwidoves

Kiwidoves is a term used in order win an argument or further your argumentative stance by bring up something embarrassing from ones past instead of formulating an original thought. It can also be meant as a annoy but kind natured term of endearment such as an old gamer tag or and embarrassing nickname from the past.

“And that’s why the porn industry is evil”... shut up kiwidoves and let me watch my hentai .

Kiwidoves by FredFigglehorn1999 January 19, 2021

kiwiaboo 

Noun: A person who is obsessed with New Zealand, but is not actually from New Zealand.

A contraction of Kiwi and Weeaboo.

The person who posted this definition is a Kiwiaboo.

kiwiaboo by Albino Kiwiaboo November 18, 2019

Kiwist 

A Kiwist is someone that practices the fine ritualistic arts of memes religiously, worshiping the almighty frog meme god, Lord Kiwi.

“He wouldn’t stop spamming memes. Probably because he’s a Kiwist.”

Kiwist by notslavaboo November 6, 2022

Kiwiland 

Small enough that no one cares, large enough that the rest of the world has to care. Better than aussie, for such reasons as less stuff to kill you, and more water and beaches. Great place to be.

Chur bro, Wana chup bro? Welcome to kiwiland

Kiwiland by LaFemme October 23, 2013