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hello kitty

The most adorable, beutiful, pretty, loving, friendly, amazing, miraculous, kitty ever! She has wonderful merchandise too and a twin sister named Mimmy who is also phenominal! She has cosmic powers to rule the world and everyone who insults her will be ruled by her in the after life.
Lawryn and Tiff have beautiful Hello Kitty bags which make them superior to the rest of the world because Hello Kitty is always with them.
by Whitney Fontaine Sheniqua June 25, 2007
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Kitty Pants

Kitty pants are any sort of leg wear that contain a cat, the cat may be on the leg of the pant or on a back pocket or seat of the pant. They are frequently worn by virgins and substitute teachers and are often accompanied by a matching seasonal sweater. The cat(s) may be embroidered, printed, painted or applied by any means. If anyone owns said fashion disaster, they are discouraged from wearing these pants in public, though the shear fact that they own them is a travesty in and of itself. The women that wear these pants spend most nights alone with a box of wine in their condos with their 27 real cats.
Oh, those are kitty pants. Don't worry, Molly's a virgin. She's allowed to wear kitty pants.
by Jennnn-ay April 22, 2011
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kitty whipping

female masturbation.

related forms: whipping the kitty, kitty whipper,
Saturday, I had plans for some frock shopping and a mani-pedi, but then I started thinking about Colin Firth in Pride and Prejudice, so I stayed home for some kitty whipping instead.
by pinkmilk August 9, 2010
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kitty whompus

adj.
used to describe an object that is unintentionally tilted to the side
Bob: My car got totally smashed on my way to the mall yesterday...
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.
by S master kizzle August 13, 2008
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swollen kitty

When a girl has had too much pussy stimulation and it's too sensitive and swollen.
"He fucked me so hard he gave me swollen kitty!"
by missdillpickle January 21, 2017
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Shitty Kitty

When a woman wipes back to front, setting the stage for a world class yeast infection as well as a lowered social level.
Hey, I went to go down on Amy and was so grossed out by her Shitty Kitty!
by R-Dickulous April 22, 2021
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Killing kittys

Ted: I like killing kittys!

Jen: Eww...
by HI I LIKE CHEESE May 11, 2006
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