Kidney failure

Having to piss sooo bad after consuming large amounts of alchohol, you feel like your kidneys are going to explode.

Riding home from the bar, I crossed my legs and screamed "I'm going into kidney failure!".

by Leahann October 11, 2006

kidder

someone who lies to themself, especially about popularity or intelligence

that dude is such a kidder

by stu beans May 1, 2005

Kindershardner

Someone new to the world of smoking methamphetamines or "shards"

You turned her into kindershardner by introducing her to meth!!!

by Lin-Z June 28, 2006

kinder buenos

overhyped chocolate which can also cause you salmonella

chav: mmm i love kinder buenos!
bully maguire: i missed the part where you don’t get salmonella

by lengstyll April 18, 2022

kindergarten crush

A crush you had on someone when you were in kindergarten.

I remember Tori my first kindergarten crush.

by Kris Pulz April 23, 2008

kindergarten booty

when one finishes using the bathroom and accidentally tucks their skirt down the back of their underwear (i.e. as a kindergartener would do unknowingly).

Kathy got a big 'ole butt, and when she has kindergarten booty it's like a solar eclipse!!!

by south quad OGs' August 4, 2007

kinderwhore

Kinderwhore is anyone of ANYAGE who deliberately dresses like a Catholic schoolgirl, but wears the outfit in a slutty, "whorish" manner, with the white shirt unbuttoned low, the plaid skirt worn very high and revealing, and hair usually tied in pigtails or something equally childish. Sometimes seen worn with messily-applied makeup.

Early Courtney Love.

by Maxi Rose April 11, 2004