kelly osbourne

Oxygen thief who is ugly, brattish and has no talent. Owes everything to her father.

Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.

by Brigante July 15, 2008

connor-kelly

To receive a connor-kelly is to get a practice blowjob

that girl Molly just gave out a connor-kelly. Six times in one weekend.

by anyssa75 March 28, 2009

Lauren Kelly

Lauren Kelly is one of the single most amazing people anyone will ever hear about. Let alone have the luck to set your eyes on. Try and find someone more perfect than her, but you won't. Who ever has the luck to hold her in his arms is the luckiest person in the world. She is loving, caring, beautiful, sexy, clever, helpful, intelligent, and this list could go on forever. She is the closest you can get to an angel and she very well might be in fact. She is the sweetest girl and if you are lucky enough to meet a 'Lauren Kelly'. Just try not to fall too deeply in love with her, because I know I did

Angel Beautiful Lauren Kelly

by h7jack October 20, 2013

Kelly

A dream girl she is goofy funny and always hyper when she is hurt you will know it straight away they show it by staying at home all day they can make you happy whenever you want Kelly’s/Kellies are the best girlfriends you can ever get x when you get one keep her for as long as you can

Kelly is an very active girl

by Kelly/ February 5, 2018

jarrod kelly

jarrod kelly defiantly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but he is defiantly the right guy to go to for a good time. his extremely large penis and his sexual manner makes it all worth while. dont be alarmed buy his uncontrollable blinking

guy: how tf dose jarrod kelly get all the chicks?!?!? i mean he hardly passed second grade. fml
girl: cause his dick is bigger then 12 inch. soznotsoz xxx

by Styles 917 July 20, 2016

Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting

To sweat profusely. R.Kelly has an addiction to young girls, and if enticed by something such as a girl scout meeting he would try to resist his urges causeing him to sweat.

We were playin and mah man was Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting

by Tony Randolph April 16, 2008

Machine Gun Kelly

That one white rapper who dissed Eminem that one time

Guy 1: “Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?”

Guy 2: “Never heard of him. Who is he?”

Guy 1: “He’s that one guy who dissed Eminem then got absolutely obliterated. He then made a song claiming he WON the beef. You know: like a f***ing idiot”

Guy 2: “oh yea that guy... So who was he again?”

by Hi I’m diabolical March 6, 2021