Kyle

Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.

Did you see that guy shot gunning a Monster Energy? His name must’ve been Kyle.

by dawsonwalker316 July 24, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the most popular person you’ve ever met. But he’s definitely not the kindest. Kyle is the kind of guy who plays sports in his free time. And plays around with his jack ass friends. Kyle always has special treatment from people. Team members, friends, teachers, etc. Kyle is a charmer. Kyle is loved but also hated. Kyle has been claimed to have “an infectious smile.” But really his neck is just bigger than his head. Kyle is friends with all the thots in the school and will lead you on to get what he wants.

Dylan: Yo, Kyle.

Kyle: What’s up, stupid?
-They throw invisible basketballs at each other-
Me: Assholes

by Sndklenrm July 31, 2019

Kyle

A Tryhard Sweat That RKOs Drywall For Sport

(No Offence To Normal People Named Kyle)

Gerald: Bloody Hell! Kyle Yeeted My DrywAll

by BIG_YEETER November 6, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a male that most likely is blonde, drinks Monster and replies with the driest comments and phrases like “oof” and “tuff”

Jessie: I just stapled my finger to a desk!
Callie: OH NO ARE YOU OKAY?!?
Kyle: oof, that’s tuff.

by yourdadandyourmom November 10, 2019

Kyle

A person who rides skateboards and drinks alot of monster and is an asshole

P1.bro your such a kyle
P2.im not a kyle. I don’t drink monster
P1.your currently drinking a monster will skating

by Isthatagamergirl November 20, 2019

Kyle

A person who chugs Monster Energy Punches holes in dry wall and rides his motorcycle the school every day

My friend Kyle puncher holds in dry wall

by Why why why! November 20, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the guy of your dreams. He is kind, funny, is the life of the party, and a very hot guy. Kyle’s are mostly country boys. He is very strong and has a nice body. He will be the person you will want to go to if you need someone to talk to. He is the nicest guy you will meet but he also has a very good personality. He can be super funny and very sensitive. If you are talking to a Kyle make sure you don’t slip up or he will drift away.

Person 1: Did you see that hot guy Kyle at the party last night?
Person 2: Yes he looks super funny and he can party! He has nice muscles too!

by Teaiama November 24, 2019