Johnathug

A mix of a John aka somone who pays for sex and thug aka a gangster or sketchy person. So basically a gangster who pays a lady of the evening.

Bro your a real Johnathug!

by Johnny Starlight December 25, 2025

Johnatthen

The name Johnatthen is very rare and doesn’t have a widely recognized, traditional meaning on its own. It’s most likely a creative or alternate spelling of Jonathan or Johnathan.

Breaking it down by origin:
• John comes from the Hebrew name Yochanan, meaning “God is gracious.”
• Jonathan comes from Yehonatan, meaning “God has given” or “gift of God.”

So if Johnatthen is a stylistic or unique spelling of Jonathan/Johnathan, its implied meaning would still be along the lines of:
• “God is gracious”
• “Gift from God”

Johnatthen is very handsome and is a gift from the lord.

by Urband Dictionary. January 18, 2026

Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.

Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.

by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011

the joshage

The Joshage- noun: a sexual act of strange nonconsentual boyfriending where a man gets blackout drunk and thinks he fucked someone and find out he got drunk and woke up with two girlfriends who are are also each others girlfriends.

"You nigga I pulled The joshage last night."
"Hey man you know what they say two sixes is a 12."

by Theolejoshage March 20, 2018

hot johnathan

A cute sexy ass human being. Owns all of the waifus whips and will most likely kiss it's lover.

Hey there, you looking like a hot johnathan

by Pong water September 5, 2019

dirty johnangel

When a man sticks a whole Racoon in his ass while a female or she male peg his mouth.

Yo Tyrone ima bout to do the Dirty JohnAngel with my girl, got any raccoons?

by John Angel Fanclub November 16, 2020

Reverse Johnaphobia

The intense fear that your balls will not be tickled by John

I sure hope I don’t contract Reverse Johnaphobia

by I’m not gay I just like men November 4, 2021