Jordan

a cheap condom u can find at a gas station

i bought a jordan at hess

by mikey hulbert May 19, 2010

jordan

the sweetest guy you will ever meet. is usualy in love with an: abbie he will love his girl with all of his heart. at times can be over protective. but he means well...allways and forever(:

*guy tries to kiss abbie*
jordan-*stands in front of abbie* "i would advise you to back. off."

by jordanlover1234 January 28, 2011

Jordan

a sexy motherfucker with a very large penis will fuck your girlfriend and any hot girl out there, can get any girl within the snap of a finger

Guy #1: I think He Just Stole My Girlfriend.

Guy #2: He Must Be A Jordan.

by Zerofxxx January 10, 2012

Jordan

A really cute guy. Good at basketball, really funny, and has a 'You only get 3 stupid questions a year' policy

Omg, Look, Its Jordan! He is sooo hot!

by sexydino(; December 18, 2011

Jordan

A real hood ass nigga, does every drug in the book and gets mad pussy , hes a sex machine and fucks every friends mom if they are hot, hes a pussy slayer, pussy destroyer. He has a large penis also.

Damn, last night man, you were being a Jordan

by Swagmoniezyolo September 28, 2015

Jordan

In the popular card games Hearts, 'Pulling a Jordan' is when a player attempts to 'shoot the moon', but did not realize that another player has already taken a point earlier in the round, resulting in the most embarrassing way to take 25 points.

26 points bitches! Oh wait, FUCK, just pulled a Jordan...

by [A]Ray January 11, 2009

Jordan

Another word for Man-whore. Only cares about himself and has the biggest ego known to man kind. Very athletic and very smart, but doesnt know what to do with his life. Will blame others for his failures, losses and lonliness.

wow did you hear that guy just cheated on his girlfriend? What a Jordan.

by sillinessisyou March 4, 2011