Janner

Janner is 99.999999% likely to make you fall in love with him. He's just so handsome, and sexy, and just perfect. He has a perfect face, the best hair you've ever seen, the most loving embrace you'll ever feel. He is very smart, he just doesn't show it off and is modest in that way. He loves to take care of you and make you feel his love. On the inside, he is a child, but on the outside he is the most protective and loving man you'll ever come across; he's just waiting to find the perfect woman for him, a child at heart that doesn't mind his perfect weirdness. He'll do anything to make you smile or laugh. Including sex jokes. God he's just hilarious. He'll tease you (touchy-wise) until you can't stand him anymore. But you'll come back to him anyways. Janner is very self-conscious, however, and if you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. Being such an important part of Janner's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because like how could you not be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but please prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he knows he needs you. Please handle Janner with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Janner is the adventure of a lifetime. - h

Girl: Who's that?

Girl that just so happens to be Janner's girlfriend: Yeah that's Hillary. Back the f*** off. He's mine.

Girl: Damn, alright.

by I’mhotasff December 20, 2022

Johnner

John Egbert from the webcomic “Homestuck”.

“Awww little Johnner boy. Little John John Johnner loafer. John loaf. Feed him salami and get him alllll fat and Johnner. Johnnah.”

by Loaferboy July 15, 2023

Joiner

People who apply to join a club but have a hard time following through. Flakes.

He wanted to join DHBC but became a joiner.

by BOltupla August 20, 2023

Jennered

When the universe sends you a series of chaotic events that is very similar to getting fucked in the ass (dry) with an 80 grit sand paper dildo

Man I’ve been through some shit but I’ve never been “jennered” this bad before

by Jaycovolinski September 13, 2023

Janner raised in a Manor

This phrase can be used to describe a 'janner' with a posher accent, sounding janner, but not quite with a little bit of posh essence is now called Janner raised in a manor.

"Oh, spot of tea?"
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"Mate, have you seen George? He sounds like a janner raised in a manor."

by AriFromMercury November 9, 2023

Jonned

Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.

Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”

by AntIs_Cool December 12, 2023

Jonkers and gooyoids

A very stupid way of saying ladies and gentlemen

What’s up jonkers and gooyoids, how we doin how we feelin

by Rilegan January 13, 2024