jew with a coupon

something that is faster than a speeding bullet

guy1: whats faster than a speeding bullet?
guy2: i dont know, what?
guy1: a jew with a coupon!
guy2: hahahahhah!

guy1: hey look a jew with a coupon
guy2: *turns head* where?
guy1: oop too fast couldn't see it
guy2: hahahhahah!

by billygan March 04, 2008

Jew Crew

A group composed of a group of jews and their close companions.

Natasha, Gaby, Chang, Ziyad, Bryan, Daniel form the "Jew Crew".

by Meritis September 03, 2008

Non-jew

Someone that looks like a Jew and maybe even has a Hebrew name but actually has a German bloodline.

Wow, he has curly hair but his name is Levi Bismarck...he must be a non-Jew.

by AngstyBoiOnParade March 27, 2018

Jew Shell

Being Totally concerned with only money while ignoring the rest of the world.

Adam is stuck in his Jew Shell Again!

by PioZom May 04, 2009

lord jew

lord of all the little jews, he is the jew god. all the jews love him and give him their penny's

he is lord jew

by Anal Shipment December 06, 2014

déjà Jew

That feeling that you've think you've seen that Jewish Guy before . . .

After a talk with my bank teller I had a moment of déjà Jew, I had a feeling I've seen him before.

by Gorp-og May 06, 2016

Jew Christmas

The days immediately following Christmas when candy and decorations are on sale discounts

We need to get to the store to pick up what we need, it's Jew Christmas so all the good stuff will be gone soon

by Slickyricky March 29, 2017