jizz bobbler

One who is unable to contain the entire amount of male ejaculate in their mouth at once.

She is such a jizz bobbler that I need to keep paper towels by my bed.

by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

More gay than jizz on a mustache.

Extremely gay.

Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.

by Chris Council January 27, 2009

jizz juggler

1)Man-Whore
2)Gay man
3)someone who gives good handjobs

1)"you're such a jizz juggler"
2)"get away from me dude, i'm not a fucking jizz juggler"
3)"i hear she's a real jizz juggler"

by morgasmatron January 31, 2009

Jizz Float

When jizz or a loose condom floats to the top of a hot tub.

My girlfriend's parents busted us when they found the jizz float we left in the hot tub

by The Hot Tub Tag Team October 26, 2010

It's no jizz on my chin

This phrase expresses your passive acceptance of an event, initiative or activity that may or may not require your involvement. A more creative, flavourful and eyebrow-raising way to say "it doesn't bother me", "meh" or "I don't care".

"If you want to spend the night in jail, fine, it's no jizz on my chin."

"I'm driving by there anyway, so it's no jizz on my chin to swing by and pick you up."

"Hey, it's no jizz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don't say I didn't warn you."

by slodrive August 26, 2011

Jizz in my Pants

Hilarious SNL skit that aired at about 12:40 AM. It is about two guys who jizz in their pants at just about everything from a hot girl to an alarm clock.

Some star cameos are: Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants.

Jizz in my Pants, haha.

by Jamiesayshello December 17, 2008

jizz quiz

A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.

1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor puppylove loser!

2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.

3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!

by Atlatl September 17, 2008