JAP

Typically found in places like Long Island Livingston Cherry Hill Short Hills and Boca Raton. Snobby rich and slutty, they have to maintain perfect reputation for their wealthy family. You can find them wearing brands like Hermès Gucci hardtail lululemon golden goose SAM Canada goose David yurman and Cartier. They only wear their hair with a middle part, straight. They are seceretly hoes and own about a million pairs of Ugg’s. Their time in Florida is a must and obviously bar/bat mitzvah season. Here, they go to parties more extra that most weddings and following that, they all wear their over the top party favors (sweatshirts or sweatpants). As a jap your nails must always be done and the starbucks baristas should know your name.

They pose with their hand flat on their thigh kissing their camp friends because #camplife is everything and more. You can find them 7 weeks of the summer at expensive overnight camps and when they return they spend time at their grandparents shore house in places like the Hampton’s or Margate. Here, they reunite with their squads and although it’s fake and they all hate each other, they’ll make snap look like they’re having the best time.

These overwhelmingly rich girls will marry into a family just like theirs and raise their kid just as extra.

It’s important to remember these girls are in fact plastic so if you come across one just be friendly and nod along with their “complaints”

JAP- Jewish American princess

Omg did u like just see what Lexi just got for Hanukah!?

Omg no what is it!?

She got her third Hermes bracelet!!!

NO FAIR!

by Dubby December 12, 2018

squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

jap

stans a fad artist who authored the pop album Chromatica

do you see that crowd of people holding the pink oreos? those are japs

by honeycore February 14, 2021

Jap

Jap: derogatory slur, slang: Name for Japanese National. Predominately used during World War Two.

Plural: Japs

We could continue the Island Hopping strategy for 10 years at the cost of a million troops, or bomb the Japs with that new type of bomb and see what happens?

by Mouth hole March 14, 2023

Jap

A cool handsome boy. He gets all the girls. He's creative, intelligent, generous and all the other words you would use to describe a good person. He's great at sports and knows how to speak every single language and play every instrument.

OMG It's Jap!!

by oTGP January 3, 2022

JAP

(NOUN, ADVERB,PRONOUN,INFINITIVE)
Jewish-American Penis
Alternatively can be known as Jewish-African Penis or Jewish American Prince

The rabbi ravenously chewed into Jesse’s JAP as he performed his circumcision.

by Babydill420 July 10, 2021

Shard jap

Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.

1:

Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*

Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!

by KablePosa April 22, 2019