January 6th

the baddest bitches were born on this day. no one else can compete.

- omg woah she’s so cool!
• yeah ik, she was born on january 6th

January 6th by cl$wn November 22, 2019

January 21 

It’s National Hurt Dylan Day! Throw a friend name Dylan down a case of stairs! Or you can do something worse.

Hey man, it’s January 21st! We have to try and hurt Dylan!

January 21 by ZTuna June 4, 2020

January 7 

the people born on january 7 he is the best

omg he is born on january 7 he is the best

January 7 by okey man October 25, 2019

January 28 

The hottest person is born and there sure to have sex by the age of 17

Wow that bitch is hot
I know she's born and January 28

January 28 by Hot bitch sex maid December 12, 2019

January 10th 

National bittersweet chocolate day! If you are born on January 10th, you are very lucky. You are really protective of your friends but you have really big trust issues. You are sometimes really moody but you make up for it with your positive energy.

“I heard she was born on January 10th”
“that can explain why she is so protective and nice”

January 10th by rose green01 December 21, 2019

January Joiner 

People who spend the whole year eating like there is no tomorrow, however, they rationalize it by convincing themselves that they will join the gym after new years. Also known as CHUB CLUB. By mid-january they are nowhere to be found.

Gym rat to gym rat: Gosh I hate it right after New Year's when all the January Joiners come in and take up all the machines!

Later in February: Thank God the chub club is gone and we can use the precor during peak hours

January Joiner by XBevil January 20, 2006

January 28 

International hickey day!

January 28th is known as International hickey day. Hickeys, also known as "love bites" are often given/recieved by someone in the heat of a sexual encounter and can also be seen as marking your territory on your significant other

Girl 1:"Its January 28, you know what that means"
girl 2: "it mean I'm about to get bella hickeys from my man"

Both: "International hickey day!"

January 28 by NukdaDuk June 5, 2019