26th of january

people born on the 26th of january are so sexy like step on me please you are so hot and sexy and successful and cool and refined and rich your are so cool.

guy: yeah he was born on the 26th of january

other guy: ah that must be why he's so shmexy

by wheckles October 17, 2020

No PUBG January

A month in which you cannot play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds in any way, shape or form. Loss of saltiness tends to increase by 700%.

"Hey, Michael, I need your help in Pochinki!"
"Sorry man, it's No PUBG January! Can't do that shit today!"

by pimpex December 3, 2018

January 21

January 21: do whatever your crush says

Crush: it’s January 21 give me a hug

You: okay..!

by Vocal_baybee January 20, 2021

January 19th

National bitch slap your little brother day

Person 1: it’s January 19th
Person 2: sHIT-

by Microwaves go mmmmmmmmmmm October 27, 2019

January 21

It’s National Hurt Dylan Day! Throw a friend name Dylan down a case of stairs! Or you can do something worse.

Hey man, it’s January 21st! We have to try and hurt Dylan!

by ZTuna June 4, 2020

January 6th

the baddest bitches were born on this day. no one else can compete.

- omg woah she’s so cool!
• yeah ik, she was born on january 6th

by cl$wn November 22, 2019

January 7

the people born on january 7 he is the best

omg he is born on january 7 he is the best

by okey man October 25, 2019