Joey Jones

The act of simply putting your penis in a girls butthole while moving in and out with some form of rythem. Sometimes lasting only a few minutes.

Damn Josh & Jarred! Corey did the "Joey Jones" on that Hoe last night!

I would totaly dump that slut if she would let me do the "Joey Jones" on her!

by Dave Dicksucker April 15, 2009

Jimbo Jones

-Basically being a bit of a sloth or someone who does the bare minimum.
-chooses to spend his/her days sitting around playing computer games with his/her little gunt hanging out.

-can also be someone with a button nose with a fuzzy teddy bear appearance.

- A JIMBO JONES: "I dont want to drive you down the shops, all I want to do is sit and play COD and eat the finest of meals fit for a king".

- SOMEONE WHOS NOT LAZY: "oh thats our jimbo!"

by MoyBoi January 28, 2010

Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.

Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"

by Ohaganist November 2, 2010

Darius Jones

A hard hearing black man who instead of being polite yells HUH.

Darius Jones: Hi
Person 1: Hello
Darius Jones: HUH

by DelariaMassHysteria September 9, 2015

Miss Jones

Polite southern way of saying you have to release a big poo.

I need to go see Miss Jones before I fill my pants!

by Bootybandit99 November 22, 2016

indian jones

When the baby falls asleep and you try to swap your body with a stuffed animal in hopes the baby doesn't realize you've gotten up.

I really have to pee but the baby is asleep. I'm gonna have to Indian Jones it.

by J.Monae December 15, 2016

harvey jones

A Harvey Jones is a boy who tends to play girls, he sits on his backside thinking he is the king. Most girls won’t fall to his feet and he has to be told NO a few times before he gets it. One of a Harvey Jones’ favourite things to do is do illegal things... I’ll let you guess what that is.

Morgan wanted to kiss Tash whilst he was seeing Macy... He’s such a Harvey Jones

by User1832 October 15, 2018