A noise making bumbling shitstick ape who needs to shut the fuck up before i close his head in a panini make and make a fucking toasted sandwich
by BILLY BOBBY1197 November 23, 2021

Is a man that I fell in love with a genuinely unpredictable kind loving a man with personality stamina integrity loyalty a king of all trades a friend we need it a lover at all times and the reason why I know this is because I've seen all sides to them and I can speak upon it and define him as this there's always good and bad with everything that comes
by Mourgun M. Mayhem August 11, 2024

a thick nigga with balls.
by Bloody Paradox January 30, 2022

To go out drinking and not make it to work the next day. Originally from Ivan the Great who was renowned for heavy binge drinking. Then being out of action for days
"Where is Steve today?" "He was celebrating his girlfriends birthday last night and is doing an Ivan today"
by 69TH September 22, 2017

A fucking god-like Mexican hotty. Probably moved to Maine from Virginia. LAMEASS. Dates random thiccc girls cuz he kinda basic. He makes the dirtiest comments. Loves his friends mom. A Fortnite legend. He spits bars ngl.
by Don’t ask no tell March 5, 2019

The name Ivan means that they are loving,caring and and polite and sometimes a goofball/smartass
they are most likely pansexual or straight
they are most likely pansexual or straight
by imoutoftoiletpaper February 13, 2021
