30 inch long shlong

What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.

"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"

by The Pee Pee Master August 25, 2019

3 inch enforcer

A man with a very small but very satisfying penis. Usually a guy from Oklahoma or Wyoming. He drives a large truck and always revs it up way too loud. He also has small dick energy

Girl 1: Johnny has a 3 inch enforcer
Girl 2: I know! It’s to die for!

by Xll eat my bullets llX November 17, 2020

The angry inch worm

Kenny cutlups dick, 3 inches mad

Do you want to see The angry inch worm?

by Duders23 September 28, 2020

two inch warrior

a penis which is two inches long owned mainly by aidan the fucker.

put your two inch warrior away aidan.

by Jared Co: March 10, 2004

angry inch

The small area between the arsehole and the testicles. Known as the angry inch because nothing good can come out of that region.

There's something brewing down in the angry inch my friend.

by Nose Dogg November 7, 2006

10 inch blue grinned costed pumper

Has anyone

Has anyone seen my dad 10 inch blue grinned costed pumper

by 10 inch blue grinned costed pu June 8, 2018

K'inch

a form of measurement or measurement technique that is more accurate than any national standard. Usually used to justify some type of measurement. not to be confused by a voodoo cal.

I can't calibrate this balance because i only brought a jeff's worth of mass, I'll have to use my body weight as measured to the k'inch. I'm going to have to k'inch this measurement to get it to pass.

by Ral_phie June 11, 2010