incepterbating

the act of masterbation whilst watching yourself masterbate either by means of mirror or video

Dude, I totally got caught incepterbating by my mom when she walked in the bathroom on me!

by Donut88 October 6, 2012

Inception texting

When multiple conversations are being actively discussed with the same person via text message. The inception generally starts out with a normal text message conversation and as the discussion becomes greater, often times smaller casual topics branch out. This branching out can lead to many different topics being discussed in multiple messages sent to an individual. As the conversation begins to grow, one text does not suffice and can lead to one or two additional messages, propelling both subjects further into the conversations and subject matter being discussed.

Jim: "Hey, check out Joe. He is inception texting that chick again."
Kevin: "What's her name, Jenny?
Jim: "Yeah, they are pretty deep this time. You can tell by the drool puddling in the corners of his mouth."
Kevin: "He is going to need a big kick to get out of this one, I'll get a glass of water."

by jpat December 4, 2012

Incestwood

When a male gets an erection when he gets turned on by his relative(s)

Albert gave a heart-warming hug to his sister and got turned on, as a result he got an incestwood.

by Flying Person February 5, 2014

Inceptshit posting

The act of shitposting while taking a shit.

"Hey man, I'll be back in about 15 minutes. I gotta drop a loan and do some inceptshit posting from the toilet."

by Mi General March 11, 2016

incest-cannibalism

Cannibalistic tendencies towards family members.

Incest-cannibalism is the kind of behaviour praying mantis's young display towards their father.

by Najjaci August 3, 2016

Incesto

It's like "no homo" but with family. Making sure that they understand that they are not down to commit the sexual intercourse with them. And kindly letting them know they are not about the incest life.

Cousin 1: Fuck you Jhasmine

Cousin 2: Ha gay
Cousin 1: no incesto

by Thottimusmushroom September 16, 2017

Incelolicon

A person who can't find love or doesn't want to or just find real girls annoying. But goes on looking at pictures of elementary girls and masturbating to them.

"Kamoto is an incelolicon, he fucks children that has their age on the clock but he doesn't want to get in a relationship"

by Kaltica September 2, 2018