governor jay inslee

The pathetic, useless, and clueless governor of Washington state that is anti restaurants, bars, and gyms, and talks to everyone as if they are three years old.

How is Governor Jay Inslee in office when he is so mind numbingly stupid, and why does it look like his mouth is crooked when speaking?

by Christ0001! November 17, 2020

Webb Institute

A school of naval architecture and marine engineering located on the north shore of Long Island, NY in the United States. The 90-or-so students of "The Institute" undergo a rigerous four year education wherein all external friends are lost and life outside of schoolwork becomes non-existant. Due to the lack of female counterparts, the men at Webb Institute will gladly hook up with women of questionable appearance. While attending, symptoms of alcoholism, depression, insanity, and temporal lobe malfunction may affect students in varying degrees of magnitude. After graduation, students generally loose symptoms and gain a grip on the real world, while leading a kick ass life designing boats.

Hey Betty, wanna drink with those "Webbies" at Webb Institute? I hear they will do just about anything!

by db97 March 11, 2009

cum inside me

The words that make a female pregnant

Bill: Ohhhh I'm gonna cum ahh
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!

by 69bruhman69 November 16, 2018

Insecticide

An unfortunate act conducted by a bug or insect who just can't deal with the pressures of life anymore

The deleted alternate ending to "A Bug's Life" was a mass insecticide led by the morbidly obese caterpillar... It was pretty badass

by Macho Man Randy Sandwich February 1, 2010

Instrumouthing

The act of mouthing key instrumental solos in songs, weather it be guitar, bass or even percussion.

When you are listening to a song and you join in by mimicking the instuments with your mouth you are now instrumouthing. A good example of song to do this to would be Sweet Child of Mine by Guns N Roses.

by Ed Conley May 2, 2008

instafold

Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Folding"

With the blinds up to $10,000-$20,000, I instafolded my 10/2 off suit

by Steelheader August 6, 2008

insubordinate poop

knowing that you have to take a dump before you go somewhere like work so you try and nothin comes out then you show up at your destination and 10 minutes later you have to take a shit

i had to take a shit this morning before work but i had a insubordinate poop now im sitting on the shitter writing this

by my fingers hurt August 19, 2009