Blue Hyena

When a woman tells a man to close his eyes while he has an erection. Then she shoves a blue sharpie up his dick, making sure to break it so the blue ink comes out of his piss hole. Then, while the man looks at her like she's a maniac, she laughs in his face.

Fratboy1: Man, yesterday my girl did a Blue Hyena to me.
Fratboy2: Dude, you are kidding!
Fratboy1: I'm not! She said it was payback for doing the Alaskan Firedragon to her the other day.

by gorugora April 25, 2010

Hernan Crespo

Cockney rhyming slang for a man with the appearance of a women impersonating a man- hence 'Lesbo' = 'Crespo'

Commonly used in the midlands of England now to describe effeminate men trying to appear 'butch'

Lets get in some drinks. So, thats four pints and a Vodkatini for Hernan Crespo

by 1234567asdfgh June 19, 2008

Hern Dog

Freaking coolest name on the face of the earth. Anyone who doesn't like it is RETARDED(:

Hern Doggie also works.

Hey look, it's hern dog!

Woaah thats the coolest name everr!

by I don't know what my name is. May 12, 2010

Herniotic Explosion

Laughing hysterically to the point of "exploding."

A hernia is a tear in the abdomen wall -- pain and discomfort caused by tears in some cases by heavy pressure placed on abdomen, ie. Laughing uncontrollably, thus a Herniotic Explosion.

When I saw Bob randomly fall off his chair in the middle of class, I had a herniotic explosion!! hahahahaha!

by Frank88 April 14, 2008

Hypernicus

To freak out uncontrollably

I went hypernicus when Cara tickled me.

by kittykittykittykitycat August 12, 2009

herniacules

Noun

1. Someone who thinks they're really strong, but they're not.

A person who considers themselves a "Hercules" when lifting heavy objects, but gets a hernia every time they attempt to do so, can often be referred to as a herniacules.

by billebllunt December 15, 2013

hernan calvi

An homosexual that loves cuddling with several men at once and works as an IT Technician for a government agency. Such a great guy.

He's such an Hernan Calvi that will probably lick your balls.

by coredump January 27, 2014