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How's your head

Elvira said it first, and then rupaul said it to miss Fame on rupauls drag race season seven. It took miss Fame quite a while to understand this joke, which is now iconic in the drag race community.
Rupaul: How's your head?
Miss Fame: Fine
*When she finally gets the joke*
Rupual: How's your head?
Miss Fame: Hasn't had any complaints!
by T_m_c_b September 17, 2017
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How's your hole?

A rhetorical question asked to indicate that a person has been thoroughly schooled, reamed, or taken to the house. Pretty much means, "That must have hurt!"

A short, more polite form of, "How's your cornhole?" To make it less offensive/obvious, you may add "...family" or something similar to the end of "How's your hole?"
Banker 1: "I'm in equities, what do you do?"
Banker 2: "I'm in subprime mortgage trading?"
Banker 1: "Ooooh...how's your hole?"

Prisoner 1: "Man, I dropped the soap again last night."
Prisoner 2: "Ooooh...how's your hole...family?"

Yuppie 1: "I just got hit up for $5 on this half-gallon of organic milk and $10 a pound for this free-range chicken at Whole Foods."
Yuppie 2: "Ooooh...how's your hole...foods?"
by Nicholas D December 20, 2007
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how's your father

According to Michael Kelly, a writer and historian in New Zealand, "the origin of the expression 'how's your father' can be traced back to Victorian times. In those days any man with a daughter was so protective of her virtue that he would take extraordinary measures to safeguard it. Unmarried girls would be kept within the bosom of their family as much as possible, chaperoned on excursions, and on those occasions when they were let out of bounds for social events, their fathers would often accompany them discreetly by hiding underneath their voluminous skirts ready to pounce on any man who transgressed the bounds of propriety.

However, a father with more than one daughter couldn't be everywhere at once. Thus, a suitor having a discreet vis-a-vis with his beloved would cautiously ascertain her father's whereabouts by asking, 'And how is your father?' If her father was currently under her skirts, she would glance downwards and reply, 'My father is very well, thank you, and as alert and vigorous as ever, and maintains his interest in rusty castrating implements.' Her beau would then say, 'I have always had the greatest respect for your father, and of course for you. Let us hold hands and think about the Queen for a while.' If, on the other hand, her father was elsewhere, she would reply, 'The mad old bastard is currently stationed between my sister Constance's thighs. Let us go into the garden and rut like stoats.'

Hence, 'How's your father' became a euphemism for you-know-what."
by BethBracken November 12, 2007
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how's your father

Sexual intercourse (English 20th century)
Provenance: how's your father? catchphrase associated with the British music-hall comedian Harry Tate (1872-1940). Apparently, he would exclaim it as a way of changing the subject and in order to get out of a difficult situation. The phrase either subsequently or simultaneously took on a life of its own meaning the same as a 'thingummy' or anything the speaker did not wish to name. From that, in phrases like 'indulging in a spot of how's-your-father', it became a euphemism for sexual activity.
From _Dictionary of Catchphrases_ (1995) by Nigel Rees
They were in the snug engaging in a spot of how's your father.
by Christian B2 July 26, 2006
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How's your belly off for spots?

A Northern English way of saying 'How are you?'; used informally to greet someone with whom the speaker is on familiar terms. A comprehensive answer referring to the belly in question is not required or expected.
'Eh up Eric, how's your belly off for spots?'
'Now then Arthur. Could be worse!'
by gieowermitherin September 23, 2009
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Welp, how's your mom?

The only thing you can possibly say to your ex after he finds a comment that you wrote about him in a public group.
Fiona: my partner is squishy, and I like it so much more than my muscular ex husband
Paul: I hate myself and you are making it worse

Fiona: Welp, How's your mom?
by FionaBook April 24, 2021
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How's your face?

A warm greeting among family and friends to ask about their well being. Phrased is used when you want to know more information than just "good" or "bad."
Mom: Hi son, how's your face?
Son: Pretty good, I got a raise at work today. How's your face?
Mom: Not bad, I finished my Christmas shopping today.
by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010
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