by comealongp December 24, 2017
Get the J-Hope mug.The act of wishing you were at a bar imbibing in libations when in actuality you're forced to do something mundane and extremely adult like go to work, show up for court, do laundry, etc.
by Brodzilla July 31, 2016
Get the Bar Hoping mug.The act of stroking one's penis while watching a couple have sex in hopes of her inviting you to join in a threesome
My roommate was having sex with a girl downstairs. I walked down, gave it the old stroke and hope, total WIN!
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Get the HOPE Klodin mug.An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.
The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.
by LostFido February 11, 2018
Get the hopeful bullshit mug.JHOPE IS MY SUNSHINE. HE IS MY HOPE. HE LOVES HAMBURGER AND SPRITE. HE DANCE VERY WELL. HE IS ALSO GOOD AT RAPPING. AND HIS VOCALS ARE AMAZING. HE IS VERY VERY VERY HANDSOME AND FUNNY. HIS LAUGH IS LIKE A MUSIC TO MY EAR. SO PLEASE STAN J-HOPE AND LOVE HIM WITH ALL OF YOUR HEART BECAUSE OTHERS ARE SAYING THAT HIS FACE IS LIKE A HORSE, THE HELLLLLLLL.... THAT'S NOT TRUE..... OKAYYYY THAT'S ALL. STREAM DYNAMITE JUSEYO.
"I'm your hope, you're my hope, I'm j-hope."
"I hate snakue."
"Hamburger and sprite."
"Only english speakue"
"Introduce your selfue."
" HAHSHHAHSHAHSHAHSHAHSHA" laughs in j-hope
"Dirty water touch my faceu"
"I hate snakue."
"Hamburger and sprite."
"Only english speakue"
"Introduce your selfue."
" HAHSHHAHSHAHSHAHSHAHSHA" laughs in j-hope
"Dirty water touch my faceu"
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