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Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.
“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”
by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025
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hoop bomb

The sudden act of a group invading a specific location to hoop dance, usually without permission.
Are you busy today? Laura and I are going to go hoop bomb the UNCA dance studio.
by "Freedom" Fry February 6, 2010
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highschool hoops

a anime-inspired basketball game on roblox, often joked about as being the least updated game on roblox. a large update has begun as of december 7th 2024 causing this game to shut down temporarily.

zoid is widely regarded as the best player on this game
highschool hoops is such a fun game, lets play it later!
by DeltaRidge December 6, 2024
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Alley Hoop

they action of passing someone to a friend, someone uu know in a sort of way ( preferably someone uu talk to , dated , had sexual inter course with ect)
boy-“i got the top from her n alley hooped her to jayden
girl- “jayden munched on me then i alley hooped him to kayla”
by thebiggestttt77 June 11, 2024
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hoop over

Whoopin someone in basketball so well that they are basically 4 ft while you are 6 ft.
David got hella hooped over.
I can hoop over you.
by D.O.A / xItzTheName October 3, 2016
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Hoop

David was excited when he found a “hoop” among his “sticks” when he got his order at BK drive through.
by Mustngsaliez February 11, 2020
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hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
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