Kapn Hook

to go hard in a joan fest and go a rant at the end.

person 1:
There is a new robot
he likes girls but he's got no shot
he is as dirty as a used sock
when you go near him wear a smock
his swag is rusty, kinda like his cock
person 2: dang son you just pulled went kapn hook on em

by Da HOOk MAn December 9, 2009

neverland hook

Violation of a minor with a prosthetic limb.

He seemed like a party boy, so I figured I could give him the old 'Neverland Hook.'

by Doug Moen July 6, 2017

hook nose

derogatory statement to describe someone of the jewish faith or of semetic heritage. also see Kyke heebshylock yid

that hook nose has stiffed us out of every penny we have, lets smear his house with ham

by Tom Rowsell June 18, 2007

Hook A Louie

Make a left hand turn.

When you get to the light, hook a louie and the club is on the right.

by Firedog October 19, 2008

off the hook

basically, it means its great party.

That party was off the hook!

or
"Don't get cooked, stay off the hook" lolololololol

by Lolwhaddup January 15, 2019

Sky hook

An unguardable basketball move perfected by the great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Pass to Kareem. Goes up with his sky hook. Easy two points

by xXDoritosQuikSkoper420BlazerXx June 28, 2016

Alabama Hooking

When you encounter a hooker who happens to be a family member but you still have sex with them

Dude, I saw this really hot hooker yesterday. She was my sister but I still went Alabama hooking

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017